每日小笑话（英语连载）

JaneJian

　　Pictures for Children
　　
　　A young artist went to ask a publisher why he had rejected his paintings, he got this reply, "Because we discern a lack of maturity in your paintings."
　　
　　"Then, they can be pictures for children, " the young man suggested

myfreecall

very good!

leolan

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JaneJian

　　Teacher and Student.
　　
　　Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
　　
　　Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
　　
　　Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
　　
　　Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"

 

     

JaneJian

　　You're facing the wrong way.
　　
　　In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film."
　　
　　"In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."

小编简简

　　More Intelligent in Dreams
　　
　　When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher.
　　
　　“I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I’ve forgotten it . What can that mean?”
　　
　　“It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake,” the teacher explained.

JaneJian

　　100% liver cancer died of eatting meal
　　
　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
　　
　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all These people eat meals.

[此贴子已经被作者于2009-11-19 11:39:19编辑过]

啊黄

　　I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.
　　
　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
　　
　　"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
　　
　　"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
　　
　　"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
　　
　　"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

[此贴子已经被作者于2009-11-23 15:46:29编辑过]

JaneJian

　　I'll See to the Rest
　　
　　A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
　　
　　"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
　　
　　"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
　　
　　"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

larry_yhrm

interesting