看一看对有什么启示[推荐]

德隆

前段时间，我买了块电视卡，装在电脑上看电视的

。正好我的美美来找我玩,她是电脑白痴，就会上QQ，

我在她面前演示了一番, 她果然用崇拜的语气说:" 你

好厉害，电脑都能看电视啊? " "小意思啦！" "你好棒

啊！" "呵呵！" "我也要玩！" "好啊!你先玩，我给你

拿饮料去。"等我回来,发现她不见了，电脑萤幕却留下

了一堆字：
C:\电视
Bad command or file name
C:\看电视
Bad command or file name
C:\开电视
Bad command or file name
C:\打开电视
Bad command or file name
C:\电视开
Bad command or file name
C:\开
Bad command or file name
C:\我要看电视
Bad command or file name
C:\我要看中央6
Bad command or file name
C:\卫视中文
Bad command or file name
C:\ ......我要看电视啦！
Bad command or file name
C:\我火大罗
Bad command or file name
C:\到底给不给看ㄚ
Bad command or file name
C:\@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^
Bad command or file name
C:\臭电视
Bad command or file name
C:\以後不跟你玩了
Bad command or file name
C:\唉呦...拜托啦...开一下
Bad command or file name
C:\真的不开
Bad command or file name
C:\真的....
Bad command or file name
C:\好...给我记住...
Bad command or file name一年究竟工作几天？


I have to agree with his point.but------Can you

help me?
我看了这番推论,竟然频频点头..

Suppose your boss answered you as below when you

asked for a day off.
想象一下当你向老板请假的时候，他这样回答你：

So you want the day off? Let's take a look at

what you are asking for....
你想请一天假?看看你在向公司要求什么?

There are 365 days per year available for work.
一年里有365天你可以工作。

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already

have 2 days off per week,leaving 261 days

available for work.
一年52个星期，你已经每星期休息2天，剩下261天工作

。

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from

work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91

days available.
你每天有16小时不在工作，去掉170天，剩下91天。

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break.

That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving

only 68 days available.
每天你花30分钟时间喝咖啡，加起来每年23天，剩下68

天。

With a one hour lunch period each day, you have

used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days

available for work.
每天午饭时间你花掉1小时，又用掉46天，还有22天。

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick

leave. This leaves you only 20 days available

for work.
通常你每年请2天病假，这样你的工作时间只有20天。

We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your

available working time is down to 15 days.
每年有5个节假日公司休息不上班，你只干15天。

We generously give you 14 days vacation per year

which leaves only 1 day available for work and

I'll be Damned if you're going to take that day

off!!!
每年公司还慷慨地给你14天假期，算下来你就工作1天

，而你他妈的还要请这一天假？
C:\FORMAT C:

jimxue

呵呵，不错