Stress Reliever

aura1530

> >>> > Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
> >>> >
> >>> > Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
> >>>your
> >>> > picture and the problem disappears.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> >>> >
> >>> > Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
> >>>can
> >>> > there be greater than this one?"
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 2
> >>> >
> >>> > Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
> >>>and
> >>> > lighten your burden.
> >>> >
> >>> > Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
> >>> > troubles.
> >>> >
> >>> > Girl: Well that's because we aren' t married yet.
> >>> > ___________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 3
> >>> >
> >>> > Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> >>>give
> >>> > up my seat to a lady.
> >>> >
> >>> > Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> >>> >
> >>> > Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 4
> >>> >
> >>> > Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
> >>>the
> >>> > night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
> >>> >
> >>> > Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night
> >>> > clubs."
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 5
> >>> >
> >>> > A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
> >>> > father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
> >>>"I'd
> >>> > have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 6
> >>> >
> >>> > Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
> >>> >
> >>> > Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 7 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked
> >>>her
> >>> > roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "
> >>> >
> >>> > He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive
> >>>car.
> >>> >
> >>> > What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> >
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 9
> >>> >
> >>> > A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My
> >>> > father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
> >>> > another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
> >>> > _____________________________________________________
> >>> > Stress Reliever # 10
> >>> >
> >>> > Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
> >>> > millionaire?"
> >>> >
> >>> > Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> >>> >
> >>> > Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
> >>> > married her?"
> >>> >
> >>> > Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
> >>> > Have a Wonderful year 2004 !!