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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Why are you late?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
> >> > > > > TEACHER : What sign?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> >> > > > > TEACHER : No, that's wrong
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
> >> > > > > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> >> > > > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Here it is!
> >> > > > > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
> >> > > > > CLASS : Balgobin!
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we
> >> > >didn't
> >> > > > > have ten years ago.
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Me!
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
> >> > > > > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : I is...
> >> > > > > TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> >> > > > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
> >> > > > > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
> >> > >same
> >> > > > > time."
> >> > > > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
> >> > > > > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
> >> > >Cherry
> >> > > > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
> >> > >didn't
> >> > > > > punish him?"
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
> >> > > > > FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Wh! at a pair of strange socks you arewearing, one is
> >> > >green and
> >> > > > > one is blue with red spots!
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just
> >>like
> >> > >that
> >> > > > > at
> >> > > > > home.
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
> >>stopped
> >> > >him,
> >> > > > > what virtue would I be showing?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
> >> > >eating?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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> >> > > > > TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
> >>same
> >> > >as
> >> > > > > your brother's. Did you copy his?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
> >> > > > > -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
> >> > > > > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> >>people
> >> > >are
> >> > > > > no
> >> > > > > longer interested?
> >> > > > > BALGOBIN : A teacher