拉链开了
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face=""> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">讲课时，一女老师牛仔裤拉链开了，一女生看见后，立即站起来提醒到：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">老师，你门没关！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="">”</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face=""> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">老师一摆手：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face=""> “</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">不要管它，一会儿教导主任还要来参观！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="">”</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face=""> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">【顿悟】</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face=""> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #0099cc; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">往往</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #0080ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">坚持到最后的才会实现你的愿望：终于看到了你最想看到的内容。因为最好的总是在最后才出现，姑且叫做</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #0080ff"><FONT face="">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #0080ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">压轴笑话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #0080ff"><FONT face="">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #0080ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: ''">吧。</SPAN></P>
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