快乐之猪 发表于 2004-2-5 16:42:00

墨菲定律

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qdice007 发表于 2004-2-5 23:42:00

帅哥！


签名很强！！！

zhouyunmin 发表于 2004-2-6 11:17:00

bs2bjeans 发表于 2004-2-6 11:19:00

<PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">墨菲定律</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">        <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">一、别试图教猪唱歌，这样不但不会有结果，还会惹猪不高兴<SPAN lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">二、别跟傻瓜吵架，不然旁人会搞不清楚，到底谁是傻瓜<SPAN lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">三、不要以为自已很重要，因为没有你，太阳明天还是一样从东方升上来<SPAN lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">●开宗明义<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">莫非定律；凡事只要有可能出错，那就一定会出错。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">莫非哲学；笑一笑，明天未必比今天好。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">莫非准则；东西越好，越不中用。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">●开始<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">好的开始，未必就有好结果。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">坏的开始，结果往往会更糟。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">人<SPAN lang=EN-US>,你若帮助了一个急需用钱的朋友，他一定会记得你──在他下次急需用钱的时候。</SPAN></SPAN></PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN>        </PRE><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US>呵.有点意思.谢谢~</SPAN></SPAN></PRE>

bs2bjeans 发表于 2004-2-6 11:22:00

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<DIV style="mso-line-spacing: '90 20 0'; mso-margin-left-alt: 216; mso-char-wrap: 1; mso-kinsoku-overflow: 1"><FONT size=2><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">墨非定律</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">产生于美国，事情发生在</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">1949</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">年。一位名叫</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">墨非的空军上尉工程师，认为他的一位同事是个倒霉</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">蛋，不经意地说了句笑话：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3"><B>如果一件事情有可能被弄</B></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3"><B>糟，让他去做就一定会弄糟</B></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">这句笑话在美国讯速流</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 117%; COLOR: #333399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-color-index: 3">传，并扩散到世界各地，最后演变成如下墨非定律： </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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过河卒 发表于 2004-2-6 19:48:00

灌水

三痴 发表于 2004-2-6 20:59:00

有点魔鬼词典的味道

hellostlt 发表于 2004-2-9 16:57:00

好玩
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