[原创]明儿的光棍节你咋过?
<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">明儿就是一年一度的大光棍节了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">大光棍节是：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">日，小光棍节是：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">日，中光棍节是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">日和</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">日。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">),</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">对于一个人的你来说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">你打算怎么度过</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">你是打算座</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">日的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">11</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">路公交车</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">还是找个小酒馆喝点小酒的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">, </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">当然了集结光棍同盟党也不错</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">吃个饭喝点酒再去嚎几嗓子也挺享受的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">还有还有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">那就是加班的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">!!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">这光棍节吧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">对于一个有家室的人来说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">吃的那是丰盛的美食</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">但对于光棍一族呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">吃点啥好呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">告诉你</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">对于这个节日吃的最好的那就是鸡蛋和油条的组合</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">!(11:11---1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">就是油条</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">两点就是那两鸡蛋</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">!)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">可别小看这食物组合</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">保不齐你吃了它</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">明年的你就不需要过这个节了呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">在座的各位家人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">有哪位是光棍</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">不妨大胆说出来</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥">说说明天你打算咋过</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">?<o:p></o:p></span></p> 没有11路公交可以坐，也不会喝酒，嚎嗓子更不在行，那我就吃鸡蛋和油条吧，哈哈 楼上的，你还是骑着你的小毛驴好好来上班，别想其他的了 <p>光棍节，好日子呀，建议组织个栖息谷光棍聚会~~今年光棍节不孤单！</p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>kingki</i>在2009-11-10 13:24:49的发言：</b><br/>
<p>光棍节，好日子呀，建议组织个栖息谷光棍聚会~~今年光棍节不孤单！</p></div>
<p>哈哈,这主意不错!!!</p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>kingki</i>在2009-11-10 13:24:49的发言：</b><br/>
<p>光棍节，好日子呀，建议组织个栖息谷光棍聚会~~今年光棍节不孤单！</p></div>kingki就在你所在的城市发起个活动好了 <p>呵呵，正常上班啊！</p> <p>11月11日光棍节节日安排 <br/>早上吃2根油条,撇开来吃; <br/>坐两趟11路车,出去一趟,回来一趟; <br/>中午11点11分准时吃饭; <br/>吃饭用2双筷子,左手一双,右手一双; <br/>逛街带拐杖一付,一个肩膀顶一个.唱卡拉OK只唱林志炫的《单身情歌》、刘若英的《一辈子的孤单》、陈升的《把悲伤留给自己》、迪克牛仔 的《我这个你不爱的人》、梁静茹的《分手快乐》。 <br/>晚上邀4个光棍打麻将,只胡4条. 夜里11点11分准时睡觉</p> <p>明天，枣听一周年，会发单身乐纪，主题是：一个人也可以很快乐：）</p>
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<p>明天，正常上班、正常下班，就按楼主提议的，吃油条加鸡蛋好了。</p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>一千七百年</i>在2009-11-10 15:17:44的发言：</b><br/>
<p>11月11日光棍节节日安排 <br/>早上吃2根油条,撇开来吃; <br/>坐两趟11路车,出去一趟,回来一趟; <br/>中午11点11分准时吃饭; <br/>吃饭用2双筷子,左手一双,右手一双; <br/>逛街带拐杖一付,一个肩膀顶一个.唱卡拉OK只唱林志炫的《单身情歌》、刘若英的《一辈子的孤单》、陈升的《把悲伤留给自己》、迪克牛仔 的《我这个你不爱的人》、梁静茹的《分手快乐》。 <br/>晚上邀4个光棍打麻将,只胡4条. 夜里11点11分准时睡觉</p></div>
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<p><font size="2">呵呵，乐坏我了，这个回答经典。</font></p>
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