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<p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">老公昨天回家</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">,<span lang="ZH-CN">传达了可靠的小道消息，卖命多年的公司</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">将面临比例不小的裁员</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">想起最近一段每当朋友向我们诉苦</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">将被或正被裁员时</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">我们总是温和相劝</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">人道鼓励</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">而今</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">寒流也袭击了我们小家</span>.</span><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">入夜</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">为老公斟满一杯热水，递到跟前</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">坐到老公腿上</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">听他长叹一声</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">年关不好过啊</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">撅着屁股干活的</span>IT<span lang="ZH-CN">民工今年都不好过了</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">一场省钱计划在交谈中蔓延开来</span>------<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:(<span lang="ZH-CN">抬头一看</span>)<span lang="ZH-CN">这光一个房间吊灯</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">就得用</span>9<span lang="ZH-CN">个灯泡</span>?!<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">拧</span>8<span lang="ZH-CN">个剩一个</span>!<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">让保姆最近肉少买</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">菜多买</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">直接开了</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">我来做</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">你不嫌弃的话</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公怜惜的看看我</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">还是老公做吧</span>."<span lang="ZH-CN">好</span>"<span lang="ZH-CN">我立刻答应。</span><br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">你不是爱吃沙拉吗</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">年底前玩命吃吧</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">以后呢</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">明年就戒了吧</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">饮用水是不是快没了</span>?<span lang="ZH-CN">咱还叫么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">喝自来水吧</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">电视空调</span>DVD<span lang="ZH-CN">机顶盒平时不用，插头全拔了吧</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">你怕挤公交吗</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">不怕</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">把车卖了吧</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">你讨厌吃泡面吗</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">讨厌</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">重新喜欢上吧</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">还好没买雪地靴</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">明天把去年的靴子翻出来刷一刷凑合穿</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:(<span lang="ZH-CN">心疼地</span>)<span lang="ZH-CN">这小可怜儿哦</span>. <span lang="ZH-CN">好</span>!<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">你嫌弃我变老长皱纹么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">你不老</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">没有皱纹</span>!<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">要是有</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">你嫌弃么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">当然不会</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">恩</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">眼霜就再不买了</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">宝贝儿还想减肥么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">想呢</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">好</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">以后菜里油会很少</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">你还在乎精神食粮么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">不在乎了。</span><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">把你的书都卖了吧</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">包括童年漫画收藏册。</span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><span lang="ZH-CN"><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">当废纸么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">放淘宝</span>!<span lang="ZH-CN">傻子</span>!<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">以后手纸不再用三层加厚带弹性的了</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">还用什么手纸</span>!<span lang="ZH-CN">我让我姐把学生一年内写的检讨书打包寄过来</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">明儿我上街寻摸寻摸大前门多少钱一条。</span><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">我晚上帮你卷烟丝攒烟头吧</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">咱家狗狗长得还行</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">要不卖了吧</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">卖不了多少钱的</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">实在撑不下去的时候</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">能管一周的伙食</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">冰箱卖了吧</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">东西放阳台</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">灰尘大，吃病了还得花药钱</span>.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: verdana, sans-serif;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">咱有钱的亲戚还剩多少</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">没几个了</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">怎</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">电话都整理下</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">保不齐得挨家借去</span>.<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">你喜欢当摇滚歌星么</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">咋</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">头发就别再剃了。</span><br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公懊恼的拍了拍腿</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">靠</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">经济危机之前我应该再买个新的刮胡刀</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">那样就可以再撑个</span>5,6<span lang="ZH-CN">年了</span>....<br/><br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>,<span lang="ZH-CN">人是不是一个肾就够用了</span>?<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">老公</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">恩</span>.<span lang="ZH-CN">够用了</span>.<br/><span lang="ZH-CN">格格</span>:<span lang="ZH-CN">另一个就卖了吧</span>.<br/></span></span></span></p> <p>最后一条有点恐怖</p> <p>不是一般的夸张。。。</p>
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