[转帖]一语双关的幽默句子
<font style="font-size: 0px; color: rgb(230, 230, 230);">出自<a target="_blank" href="http://9495.com/"><font color="#e6e6e6">9495网址导航</font></a>,原贴地址:<a target="_blank" href="http://bbs.mumayi.net/viewthread.php?tid=1265833&fromuid=1041522"><font color="#e6e6e6">木蚂蚁社区</font></a></font><div class="t_msgfont" id="postmessage_17989760">英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子，现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供参考，据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。<br/>
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1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.<br/>
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钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。<br/>
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br/>
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每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。<br/>
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br/>
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要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。<br/>
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4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.<br/>
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要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。<br/>
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.<br/>
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每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。<br/>
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6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/>
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。<br/>
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7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..<br/>
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。<br/>
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<br/>
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成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。<br/>
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br/>
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。<br/>
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br/>
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爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。<br/>
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<br/>
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后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。<br/>
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12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.<br/>
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现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。<br/>
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13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<br/>
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应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。<br/>
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14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？<br/>
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努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？ 15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!<br/>
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。<br/>
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16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<br/>
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。<br/>
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17. When two’s company, three’s the result!<br/>
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!<br/>
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<br/>
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。<br/>
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the
more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother
to learn.<br/>
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。</div> <p>Money is not everything.There's Mastercard and Visa;</p><p>One should love animals.They are so tasty.</p><p>Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.</p><p>Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.</p><p>Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two or more.</p><p>Eevery one should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.</p><p>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.</p><p>Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.</p><p>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.</p><p>Love is photogenic,it needs darkness to develop.</p><p>Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.</p><p>Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep.</p><p>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.</p><p>Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk.</p><p>God made relatives.Thank god we can choose our friends.</p><p>When two's company,three's the result.</p><p>The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know,the more you forget,the more you forget,the less you know.</p><p></p> perfect sentences,thank you! wonderful!
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