[贴图] 漫画士兵突击
<p><span>在一个偏僻的小山村里,许家四个男人一台戏;<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994081268.jpg" alt=""/><br/></span><br/>(1):<font title="2007-11-02 17:02:27">班长先去了成才家家访<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994154631.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font> (2):<font title="2007-11-02 17:03:14">然后到了木木家 ,木木他爹:"加红!加大红!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994192006.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>(3):<font title="2007-11-02 17:03:43">木木他爹表演:"突刺刺!突刺刺!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994228949.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>(4):<font title="2007-11-02 17:04:19">木木真可怜,特别是吃饭的时候,咋就连头都不抬呢~<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994260196.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/></p><p>5):<font title="2007-11-02 17:05:09">班长他哥:"给你个猪食槽再给你个搅料棍,你一边儿给我长骠去。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994315102.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p> </p><p>(6):<font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50">班长喝高了:“别扶,我看谁敢扶!”<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994355847.jpg" alt=""/><br/>(7):<font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21">到了新兵连,木木做了这支部队最不屑的动作,老七:"那个兵,那个兵,你把手放下!你干什么呢你,你以为自己很幽默啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994380933.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21">(8):<font title="2007-11-02 17:06:53">561:"连长那劲头冲的,走路直蹦高!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994418005.jpg" alt=""/><br/>(9):<font title="2007-11-02 17:07:23">561:"你的班副我,小升半级,班长."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994449884.jpg" alt=""/><br/>(10):<font title="2007-11-02 17:08:04">木木的停止间转法<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994490479.jpg" alt=""/><br/>(11):<font title="2007-11-02 17:09:29">成才:"我真想把这脑子扒开,我把我自己脑子放进去了!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994573297.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"> (12):<font title="2007-11-02 17:10:52">木木:"老乡见老乡,两眼汪汪汪!" 561气绝......<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994652217.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21">(13):<font title="2007-11-02 17:11:40">木木:"班长,我是不是可笨呢?" <br/>561:"我见过笨的,我就没见过你这号的!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994699333.jpg" alt=""/><br/> (14):<font title="2007-11-02 17:12:20">木木:"班长,我不想养猪!" <br/>班长:"谁说养猪的。猪肉都是从市场上拉来的!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994745482.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21">(15):<font title="2007-11-02 17:12:57">到了分兵的时候了,老七:"哎,你这个意见提的挺好!来来来,上我屋细谈来."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994781037.jpg" alt=""/><br/> (16):<font title="2007-11-02 17:13:51">木木被分到了红三连五班,何指导员:"你们班长呢?" ,老魏"我们班长打扑克输了,在炊事班煮面条呢."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994829737.jpg" alt=""/><br/>(17):<font title="2007-11-02 17:14:17">薛长工:"电视机前的观众朋友,今天晚上又是经典影片《大浪淘沙》。哎哥儿几个,今天晚上的沙子比昨天晚上的白。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994864012.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21">(18):<font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">梦尔斯泰与老鼠不得不说的故事: , "可是昨天我还真听着有人呼叫,我就跑过去这么一看,你们猜怎么着,这么大一只耗子掉咱水缸里了!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994895726.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(19):<font title="2007-11-02 17:15:33">薛长工:"敢说苦,想想红军两万五;敢说累,洗洗回屋上床睡."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994938920.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(20):<font title="2007-11-02 17:16:08">五班生活平淡而快乐,每人都给自己找活干,梦尔斯泰写了又撕撕了又写<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193994968120.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49"> (21):<font title="2007-11-02 17:16:54">老魏照镜子<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995021552.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49"> (22):<font title="2007-11-02 17:17:50">薛长工打毛衣<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995071044.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(23):<font title="2007-11-02 17:18:29">老马开始迷桥牌了<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995108015.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49"> (24):<font title="2007-11-02 17:19:08">三座大山没事就斗地主<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995152322.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(25):<font title="2007-11-02 17:19:41">梦尔斯泰:"你们以为我在发呆的时候,我那是在思考。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995179450.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(26):<font title="2007-11-02 17:20:20">老马莫名其妙的下了道命令,于是木木开始修路了<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995220321.jpg" alt=""/><br/> (27):<font title="2007-11-02 17:21:29">木木去团部买花籽,三活宝献殷情,老马:"发情啊你们!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995293961.jpg" alt=""/><br/> (28):<font title="2007-11-02 17:22:03">五班负重越野,"他还蹦呢,蹦呢,你看!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995321806.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(29):<font title="2007-11-02 17:23:03">三活宝决定把路给挖了,梦尔斯泰:"半夜鸡叫,长工们起床!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995386691.jpg" alt=""/><br/>(30):<font title="2007-11-02 17:24:07">薛长工:"能不能蒙面…… " ,梦尔斯泰:"整个草原上就我们五个人,你漏半拉屁股他也认得你…… "<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995454218.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(31):<font title="2007-11-02 17:24:50">结果被木木发现,木木:"谁?口令!",梦尔斯泰:"今天什么口令?" ,薛长工:"鬼知道啊!",某鬼飘过:"我不知道啊..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995488617.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(32):<font title="2007-11-02 17:25:32">五班去看导弹打靶机 轰隆一声! 老马:"好!首发命中!准确不能说,简直是精确!" 木木:"报告班长,还在飞!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995532197.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(33):<font title="2007-11-02 17:26:06">又是轰隆一声! 老马:"好,两发命中,也非常精确!" 木木:"报告班长,还在飞!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995565629.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(34):<font title="2007-11-02 17:27:06">还是轰隆一声! 木木:"报告班长,打下来了!真厉害,三枪就打下来了!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/02/05/1193995626762.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-02 17:05:50"><font title="2007-11-02 17:06:21"><font title="2007-11-02 17:14:49">(36):<font title="2007-11-03 17:09:10">木木把五班给整到一条路上了 梦尔斯泰:"一只蚂蚱撞在了我身上,一颗子弹打进了我的胸膛."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/03/05/1194080952005.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>(37):<font title="2007-11-03 17:09:42">梦尔斯泰:"啊,最后一枪..." 木木:"李梦!李梦!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/03/05/1194080987944.jpg" alt=""/></font></font></font></font></p> <p>为了留住老马各显神通 老魏:"班长的手上磨出了血泡,腰也闪了,我们看着班长,我们眼里充满了泪水..." 敢情二位从背背山来的......<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325383758.jpg" alt=""/><br/>张干事来采访他们了 张干事:"哎呀!我!哎呀我!我怎么带个日本破数码,日本破数码呀!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325457321.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>张干事画完HappyHappy~ 何指导员心疼心疼~<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325486819.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>薛长工:“有便宜不占你会死啊,不被别人占点便宜你会死啊!”<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325521608.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>梦尔斯泰:"相煎何太急啊..." 薛长工:"去去去拉倒吧你!谁跟你还本是同根生啊!跟你同根生的那是倭瓜!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325556310.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木被调到了钢七连 钢七连三班爬行榜 从上到下依次是 班长,561,阿甘,白铁皮,木木<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325597927.jpg" alt=""/><br/>内务要求 苍蝇飞上去,劈叉;蚊子踩上去,打滑!<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325639794.jpg" alt=""/><br/>班长开始发愁了561:"给你给你~" 班长:"我要凉的,要凉的你!" 561:"...要不我给讲个冷笑话?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325744198.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>561:"你看看我这俩老乡,一个精的像鬼,一个笨的像头猪!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325772627.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七:"你暧昧你,你俗气你!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325810806.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木晕车图 老七:"车载步兵,车载步兵,你晕车吗?没见到他之前我还真不相信!" 没见到木木之前我也不信...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325857686.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木当了副坑主 白铁皮:"绝情啊,凑是没了想头!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325895877.jpg" alt=""/><br/></p><p>只能缠着班长不放 木木:"吃饭去吧,班长..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325939029.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七:"七连的!都给我死出来!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194325964822.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木闯了大祸了 老七:"把他给我拉出去毙了!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326009814.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>三班也丢了先进班集体 561:“你敢,你弄回来我蒙你脸上我烀死你!”<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326033255.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>班长:"那您说我该怎么办?" 老七:"我也不知道怎么办,凉拌呗!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326076822.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>班长和连长掰了...郁闷啊...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326110246.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>561的发泄方式有益身心健康,在21世纪应大力推崇,<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326146451.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>班长的无影脚...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326187734.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木的人生哲理 木木:"有意义就是好好活,好好活就是做很多很多很多有意义的事" 561:"真理啊,同志,真理啊!同志们我今天不小心碰到真理啦!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326232292.jpg" alt=""/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:17:44">第一锤就砸中班长了 561:"我不揍你我不揍你我不揍你我不揍你...................."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326271915.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>木木:"班长,我睡不着." 班长:"睡不着就数羊." 木木:"我不数羊,数坦克车行吗?" 班长:"行." 木木:"一辆坦克车 两辆坦克车 三辆坦克车……"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326298624.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>561在脸盆里面扎猛猛 白铁皮:"Anybody in?有人在家吗?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326330509.jpg" alt=""/><br/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:19:26">老七被泼了一身水: "情绪不错啊,保持!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326369552.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>561教木木腹部绕杠:"哎呀,这是上单杠不是爬单杠!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326402827.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>三班教木木要领 白铁皮:"要记住这一跤摔的教育意义!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326489079.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>白铁皮:"哎哟!" 木木:"对不起,我爹从小就踢我!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326546632.jpg" alt=""/><br/>木木那KB的记忆力出风头了 老七:"背书能把敌军背趴下啊?" 那要看背什么书了... 资料来源我亲爱的马哲<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326606164.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:23:56">木木为了先进班集体去努力了 班长:"加油!" 老七:"行行行,得得得!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326637285.jpg" alt=""/><br/>老七我踢~ 班长我闪~<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326679186.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>木木创记录的做了333个腹部绕杠 感想:"睡了两天,吐了十四次,摔倒次数无法计算,两天里的感觉,就像一颗要被踢出地球的皮球,一个星期以后,觉得自己还在单杠上,旋转,回环."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326737871.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七阴沟里翻船了 白铁皮:"哇噻,这不是连长吗?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326780888.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:26:58">"白铁军,你不是学过急救吗?你赶紧,人工呼吸!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326819488.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>老七:"舌头也是人,还要喘气!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326869447.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>班长和老七打乒乓球,如果当时班长手没拿稳.......<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326923764.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>军事演习 指导员:"成才,瞎瞄什么!" 成才:"瞄到老虎了..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194326967969.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:30:06">561:"属王八的,离死远着呢."白铁皮:"诚恳的说,我做人的信条凑是:好死不如赖活着!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327005596.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:30:53">木木这个不要命的愣头青逮住了队长 战友A:"三多,你抱着拖把干什么?敌人呢?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327058751.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p><font title="2007-11-06 13:31:34">队长:"刚才演戏中做错事了吗?" 木木:"我,我出手太重了..." 队长出手比较重吧...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327101883.jpg" alt=""/><br/>老七:"老A的水准是比老步高啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327133531.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>白铁皮:"哎呀残酷啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327171717.jpg" alt=""/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:33:24">班长:"那个跟我生离死别足足一个月的同桌啊,是个女孩儿."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327204949.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>班长:"从天南到海北就是一抬腿的距离."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327254961.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七带班长看tian~an-door<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327290970.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>班长:"你,别老把这个想法寄托到别人身上,你自己心里就开着花呢,一朵一朵的,多漂亮啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327377980.jpg" alt=""/><br/>班长:"我走了,能帮你割掉心里边儿最后一把草。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327419113.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>班长还是走了... 阿甘和白铁皮逗木木开心,唱: "我的老班长~" 真是哪壶不开提哪壶...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327461148.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>561和木木的超负荷体能赛跑 话说怎么跟某可爱的小动物这么像呢...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327493115.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:38:52">结果二位大稍息了 白铁皮:"班副,你都招苍蝇了!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327532497.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>白铁皮:"班长和副班长这种敢打,敢比,敢拼的精神是值得我们学习的!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327579628.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木在事后走路的惨样总让我想起了…………<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327645976.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>成才:“许三多,我最烦你的笑,你一笑两排大白牙你!”<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327683381.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七:"我打球犯规,我下棋使损招儿,我打牌我都跟他们使眼色,他们都知道惹指导员没事儿,但惹连长就得出事儿。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327737262.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>白铁皮(激动):"连长!" 一头扑到指导员怀里~<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327774722.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 13:43:43">老七带人去张干事那儿打架 梦尔斯泰:"哎呀!妈妈哎!要了我的亲命了!" 张干事:"连长,你这是干什么呀!" 老七:"我的兵就干这个!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327823330.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>七骨头的入连仪式 老七:"昂头!就算迎面射来的是子弹,你也这么给我挺着!!!明白吗?" 七骨头:"明白!" 当时我看这一幕的时候就想要是老七那一拳真打过去...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327863780.jpg" alt=""/><br/>七连解散了 老七:"炊事班都没了,吃锅盖啊!" 锅盖友情客串一下~<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327911685.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七骂老五:"食腐动物,秃鹫!蛆虫!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327953595.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>但是自己也只能在房里呜呜哭<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194327992933.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>全连就只剩木木这张嘴了 老七:"你最好能得破伤风死掉!" 木木:"连长再见!" 老七白献殷情了...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328036680.jpg" alt=""/><br/>老七:"你一向是本连眼泪最多的兵,拿的名次顶一个标准班,流的眼泪顶一个加强排。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328083598.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七:"许三多,我想看你表情!" 哐啷一踢!<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328136562.jpg" alt=""/></p><p><font title="2007-11-06 13:53:50">老七:"我像只猴子啊,对着太阳活蹦乱跳,觉得自己天天向上呢还。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328430837.jpg" alt=""/><br/>老七:"某军长的某猴子和某儿子."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328508927.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>老七要调到营部去了:"嚯!好家伙!他抱着的是已经让我仰望的参天大树了。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328601318.jpg" alt=""/><br/></p> <p>木木他爹要来了 561:"谁管你啊!" 木木:"班副,我又抽筋了,快!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328682545.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木他爹的敬礼!<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/01/1194328780660.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木他爹照相时,曰:"驴~"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194328821513.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>木木:"爹,我不回去!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194328909873.jpg" alt=""/><br/>铁路老大找团长大人要兵,二位剑拔弩张,原因是? 团长的烟...........<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329048084.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>561:"来,帮帮我,打我两拳!" 木木哐啷哐啷N拳.........<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329135143.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>队长来家访:"来702找个朋友,等了半个小时也不见人影,只好在你们楼道里,猫着."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329178881.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>队长:"你一个人呆这里是怕鬼吧?" 木木:"鬼?什么鬼?" 队长:"怕吗?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329225329.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>队长:"因为我才三十,我还没玩儿够呢!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329283529.jpg" alt=""/></p><p> </p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 14:10:52">队长:"因为我才三十,我还没玩儿够呢!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329457321.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>王团长:"你呢,可以把这些士兵啊全都绑起来,然后用机枪啊,突突他们,把剩下的呢,再带走。你看怎么样?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329512561.jpg" alt=""/><br/>七骨头:"别以为我来七连没几天就长不出七连的骨头!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329581669.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>阿甘:"交包子不杀!我要鲜肉的!" 老A:"只有羊腿,要不?<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/02/1194329670260.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>老七:"你这多放点,多放点辣椒,这的兵都愿意吃辣的,还有孜然..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336744690.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>561与老鼠<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336767481.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>阿甘:"好吃吗?" 561:"你说呢."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336796211.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:13:42">阿甘被逮住了:"面包真好吃啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336823867.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>成才:"这东西,现在给我一座金山我也不换!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336845206.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:14:37">561:"不准睡!吹起床号了,全连集合了,全连都等你了!.......大鱼来啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336880267.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>木木:"幸亏没开枪." 561:"是没开枪,这烟一里以外都看得见!" 敌人A:"两位好走!" 木木:"再见!" 敌人A:"再见!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 木木还真是不着急......<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336900382.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>561:"有句话你说的对,我们不是朋友,还又是什么呢!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336936420.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>木木和成才终于进了A 27:"不行,我得给总部打个电话汇报一下!" 成才木木39:"你的鞋好臭啊......."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194336973589.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>39:"平常心,平常心."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337003442.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>电线杆成才:"你看到我,就像看到大一号的你,我看到你,就像看到小三号的我自己."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337045990.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>队长:"你是不是觉得我突然变了?变的跟以前不一样了?我是有苦衷的,士兵.你可千万别以为,我是故意这么对你的.我就怕你这样的士兵对我产生误会,真的!" 木木:"你放心,我不会误会你的,你挺好的!"<br/>队长:"扣五分!在队列中企图跟教官套近乎,扣分!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337129781.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>27:"我现在是皇帝的新装!一丝不挂!" 您的确什么都没挂了.........<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337168788.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>队长:"扣十分!!!理由:过于天真!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337202762.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>队长:"做得鬼中鬼,方为人上人。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337220427.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>菜刀与南瓜们~<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337275384.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>当我看到39那小身板扛上圆木越野,我很想说: "小心,别闪了您的CPU!!!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337321434.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>27:"蓝天,白云,一开一片花啊!我怎么就空投到这片地方了?!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337387291.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>39:"我靠!分解的?!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 别惊的把自己分解了.....您应该不是被组装的吧........<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337417776.jpg" alt=""/></p><p>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:24:29">27发飙了:"不收回!就是找你!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337467441.jpg" alt=""/></font></p><p>成才与木木走着走着就互踢了...<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337495315.jpg" alt=""/><br/>39与前辈比瞪眼 菜刀:"横什么!欠收拾啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337540145.jpg" alt=""/><br/>木木:"报告,明天做什么?" 菜刀:"拯救地球!你干的来吗!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337564004.jpg" alt=""/><br/></p><p>考核完毕 菜刀:"啊,受了点刺激.我已经挨过揍了.啊,对了,别给我们换寝室.完毕" 木木:"我再也不相信你们了..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337628837.jpg" alt=""/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:27:29">考核谈话完毕后,木木潇洒的摔了一跤. 队长:我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍我忍...........................................<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337656791.jpg" alt=""/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:28:11">成才被退回去了:"我要回去,回去找自己的枝枝蔓蔓了."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337698600.jpg" alt=""/><br/>队长爬爬 "许三多,你玩牌吗?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337712912.jpg" alt=""/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:28:57">到达边境潜伏下来 39曰:"小生尚未婚娶."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337737418.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>39:"倒找倒一个可以终老之地."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337758651.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>39:"如果这次不是演习,目标会从什么方向来?完毕。" 队长:"你中头彩的几率会最大吧!完毕!”<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337786509.jpg" alt=""/><br/>轰隆一声 队长:"逼真吗?" 39(死撑):"还行!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337814935.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>毒贩:"我要变成风飞走,你抓得到吗?" 木木:"你变之前先把那个给我."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337846465.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>39:"同志们,妻妾成群啦!我是世界上最幸福的男人!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337860542.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>39:"我说你都在这床上萎了三天了,你要做月子啊?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337886704.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>木木:"算了,我自己去吧!" 菜刀:"吴哲,拿衣服!" 39:起驾!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337921352.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>39把木给逗哭了 菜刀:"去去去!江湖郎中!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337950853.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>"去,哎,鞋!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337970221.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:33:13">队长的美丽往事 护士:"喊什么喊什么,老虎团的战士还怕疼啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194337992519.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:33:36">战友B:"当当当当~花花游泳裤." 木木:"明明是黑的啊......" 因为你戴了墨镜啊.....<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338021436.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>木木逛街图 木木:"我已经跟你们一样了,为什么还看着我?"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338056581.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>木木翻墙图 事实证明:东西不可以乱扔,墙不可以乱翻.<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338075119.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:34:56">何指导员:"哎,三多,好走好走啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338098749.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>七骨头"啵"一个<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338126718.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>木木和老七又相聚了 老七:"人死了,魂回来了."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338148824.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>老七:"明明是个强人,天生一副熊样啊!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338178210.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>老七:"孬兵,就会耍赖你,闹鬼的毛病你,差点折了我大脚指头了..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338217343.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>成才:"牙上写着呢,严禁烟火."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338238986.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>木木:"连长,有空整整容吧!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338258276.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>木木的家里出事了 <br/>许二和:"我现在活明白了, 喝酒 ,而且喝大了, 喝大了以后是真的。"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338298092.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>许一乐:"老三,活出个人样来!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338323986.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:39:00">菜刀:"队长这几天为了给你凑钱,把我们都抢劫光了.这两天队长就像个打劫银行的匪徒!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338348267.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>木木为了成才三找队长 第一次<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338363772.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>第二次<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338383221.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>):<font title="2007-11-06 16:40:01">第三次<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338408395.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font><br/>老七:"我酒量一斤,陪你喝,两斤吧!" 队长:"我酒量二两,陪你喝,舍命!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338502754.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>老七:"成才,实话告诉你啊,老子很生气!"<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338524724.jpg" alt=""/><br/><br/>大结局<br/><br/><br/><br/>队长"如果这是你路,你愿意来老A吗?" 成才激动激动~ 木木:"成才我快被你勒死了..."<br/><img src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2007/11/06/04/1194338568206.jpg" alt=""/><br/></font></font></p>
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