[转帖]80后小夫妻的爆笑生活
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/>1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、早上临上班，和老公吻别。我：亲一个！老公：啵！我<span lang="EN-US">:</span>再亲一个<span lang="EN-US">!</span>老公<span lang="EN-US">:</span>啵<span lang="EN-US">!</span>我<span lang="EN-US">:</span>还要嘛～～～老公<span lang="EN-US">:……</span>流氓<span lang="EN-US">!<p></p></span></span></font><br/></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/></span>2</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、昨天晚上睡觉<span lang="EN-US">,</span>跟老公抢他的胳膊～，老公抵死不从<span lang="EN-US">!</span>我急了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>就冒出了一句<span lang="EN-US">:</span>老衲<span lang="EN-US">,</span>你就从了师太吧<span lang="EN-US">!</span>老公笑到手软。于是我得逞。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font>
<br/></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/></span>3</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、某日<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我早起<span lang="EN-US">,</span>给他留了<span lang="EN-US">200</span>元钱放在桌子上<span lang="EN-US">(</span>我是家里的财政大臣<span lang="EN-US">)</span>。上班后<span lang="EN-US">,</span>估摸着他已起床<span lang="EN-US">,</span>就短他<span lang="EN-US">: </span>老公<span lang="EN-US">,</span>桌上是给你昨夜的服务费。他回<span lang="EN-US">:</span>全套服务才<span lang="EN-US">200</span>块呀<span lang="EN-US">? </span>赶明儿找个富婆去。。。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font>
<br/></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/></span>4</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、老公：今天坐车人特多，不过在拥挤的车上看到美女了！我<span lang="EN-US">:....</span>怒！老公<span lang="EN-US">:</span>她还跟我搭讪呢！我<span lang="EN-US">:</span>她跟你说什么<span lang="EN-US">``(</span>吃醋<span lang="EN-US">)</span>老公<span lang="EN-US">:</span>离我远点<span lang="EN-US">!<p></p></span></span></font>
<br/></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/></span>5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、老公学习无聊中会短信骚扰<span lang="EN-US">:</span>小妞<span lang="EN-US">,</span>给大爷我笑一个<span lang="EN-US">!</span>我回<span lang="EN-US">:</span>客官请自重<span lang="EN-US">,</span>小女子卖身不卖艺<span lang="EN-US">!<p></p></span></span></font>
<br/></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/></span>6</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、我出差在外<span lang="EN-US">:</span>臣妾今晚不能来侍寝<span lang="EN-US">,</span>也请陛下早些歇息<span lang="EN-US">,</span>养足精神<span lang="EN-US">,</span>明日再来翻臣妾的牌子。老公<span lang="EN-US">:</span>朕有后宫佳丽三千<span lang="EN-US">,</span>此事爱妃不必太过忧虑<span lang="EN-US">,</span>还须耐住寂寞<span lang="EN-US">:)</span>我<span lang="EN-US">:</span>看来今晚非杀回来投毒不可<span lang="EN-US">!</span>老公<span lang="EN-US">:</span>说笑说笑<span lang="EN-US">,</span>朕的后宫牌子虽多<span lang="EN-US">,</span>写的可都是一个人的名字！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font>
<br/></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><img src="http://images.chinaren.com/product/aluclub/images/em/R02.gif" alt=""/></span>7</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;">、如厕无聊中，和老公用喊的方式沟通：小子，给主子唱个曲儿！老公：无语中。。。我：怎么？怕主子我付不起银子？老公：之前赊的账还没还呢！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p> <p>80啊！</p><p>快乐的像驴子！</p><p></p><p>hoho</p> <p>太搞了</p><p></p> <p>呵呵，搞笑</p> <p>幸福！</p> <p>不错不错</p><p></p> <p>和俺这些70版的看来还真是有代沟</p> 这样的生活才有滋味 哈哈！ 有代沟了
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