fydancing 发表于 2007-9-6 11:35:56

英文简历中不该出现的话

<div id="topiccontent" style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-BREAK: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word;"> 致命的大错 <p></p><p>  "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."</p><p>  "Qualifications: No education or experience." </p><p>  "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." </p><p>  "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."</p><p>  "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." </p><p>  "Fired because I fought for lower pay."</p><p>  "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .</p><p>  " "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." </p><p>  "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." </p><p>  "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately." </p><p>  打字错误与语法错误</p><p>  "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." </p><p>  "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."</p><p>  "I am a rabid typist."</p><p>  "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."</p><p>  "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."</p><p>  "Accounting cleric." </p><p>  "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." </p><p>  "Suspected to graduate early next year."</p><p>  "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."</p><p>  "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." </p><p>  "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." </p><p>  "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." </p><p>  "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."</p><p>  不应有的幽默 </p><p>  "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."</p><p>  "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) </p><p>  "But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."</p><p>  "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." </p><p>  "My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."</p><p>  "Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."</p><p>  "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it." </p><p>  "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."</p><p>  "Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience." <br/></p></div>
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