[转帖]WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY???
<p align="center"><strong><b><u><font face="Arial" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY???</span></font></u></b></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><b><u><font face="Arial" color="#ff0000" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></font></u></b></strong> </p><font face="" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p align="center"><br/><font face="sans-serif" size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.</span></font></p></span></font><font face="sans-serif" size="2"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.</span></font><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember".</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"> </span></font><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.</span></font></p><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"> </span></font>
<br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, </span></font><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">I said,! " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">We didn't go where we normally go; we went</span></font>
<font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">out to the country to a little private place.</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">I said, "No, I guess not."</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment,</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><div align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font> </div><p align="center"><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">"Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting excited & i thought today is my lucky day.</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,</span></font></p><p align="center"><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">she came out carrying a big birthday cake,</span></font>
<font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">followed by..........</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><br/><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday".</span></font></p><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"></span></font><p align="center"><br/><font face="sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;"> </span></font>
<br/><strong><b><font face="sans-serif" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: sans-serif;">And there I sat... on the couch... naked...!!!!!!</span></font></b></strong></p> It is an old fun story. But Thanks. <p>it is your story? </p><p>So you can not forget it!</p><p>Happy Birthday!</p>
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