血色浪漫 发表于 2010-5-31 13:57:00

企鹅！

xiaoxiang0 发表于 2010-5-31 19:52:00

<p>鸡是火鸡，鹅是企鹅</p>

robert8888 发表于 2010-6-1 19:10:00

企鹅!

yinhao9999 发表于 2010-6-20 10:50:00

<p>鸡放进冰箱三十个小时，不冻死也得饿死，而鹅只放进冰箱三秒钟让它清爽了一下就出来了所以死不了！呵呵！</p>

snyou 发表于 2010-6-24 13:37:00

鸡是 “激动”死的，

lybbh 发表于 2010-6-24 13:57:00

<div>看了最后一个回复在考虑要不要答，呵呵，一看标题，就和楼上得出了一样的结论：</div>
<div>因为，人只说过：激（鸡）动（冻）死了，没有鹅冻死了。</div>
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<div>呵呵呵，翻了十五页，在看有人和我一样的想法不，终于找到了。缘分呐</div>

xiaoxi55 发表于 2010-9-1 21:15:00

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jixiang_zpm 发表于 2010-9-2 12:48:00

激动死了

九月晨菊 发表于 2010-9-3 17:23:00

<p>是一只企鹅</p>
<p>哈哈</p>

曼迪——悠悠 发表于 2011-4-26 15:47:02

应该是谐音吧 “ 激动死了”“我没冻死”
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