[转帖]小白兔的境遇(又好气又好笑)
<div class="MsoNormal" twffan="done"><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">绝对经典</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">~~~~~~~<p></p></span></font></div><div class="MsoNormal" twffan="done"><font face="宋体" size="3"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p> </p></span></font></div><div class="MsoNormal" twffan="done"><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">(\~~/)<br/>(='.'=)<br/>('')-('')~~@@~~@@~~@@~~@@~~@@~~@@~~@@</span></font><font face="Arial"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></font><b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS';"><br/></span></font></b><font face="Arial"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">小白兔在森林里散步，遇到大灰狼迎面走过来，上来</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">啪啪</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">给了小白兔两个大耳贴子，说</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">我让你不戴帽子</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">小白兔很委屈的撤了。第二天，她戴着帽子蹦蹦跳跳的走出家门，又遇到大灰狼，他走上来</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">啪啪</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">又给了小白兔两个大嘴巴，说</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">我让你戴帽子。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">兔兔郁闷了。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">思量了许久，最终决定去找森林之王老虎投诉。说明了情况后，老虎说</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">好了，我知道了，这件事我会处理的，要相信组织哦</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">当天，老虎就找来自己的哥们儿大灰狼。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">你这样做不妥啊，让老子我很难办嘛。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">说罢抹了抹桌上飘落的烟灰：</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">你看这样行不行哈？</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/>“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">你可以说，兔兔过来，给我找块儿肉去！她找来肥的，你说你要瘦的。她找来瘦的，你说你要肥的。这样不就可以揍她了嘛。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/>“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">当然，你也可以这样说。兔兔过来，给我找个女人去。她找来丰满的，你说你喜欢苗条的。她找来苗条的，你说你喜欢丰满的。可以揍她揍的有理有力有节</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">大灰狼频频点头，拍手称快，对老虎的崇敬再次冲向新的颠峰。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">不料以上指导工作，被正在窗外给老虎家除草的小白兔听到了。心里这个恨啊。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">次日，小白兔又出门了，怎么那么巧，迎面走来的还是大灰狼。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">大灰狼说：</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">兔兔，过来，给我找块儿肉去。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">兔兔说：</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">那，你是要肥的，还是要瘦的呢？</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">大灰狼听罢，心里一沉，又一喜，心说，幸好还有</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">B</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">方案。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">他又说：</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">兔兔，麻利儿给我找个女人来。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">兔兔问：</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">那，你是喜欢丰满的，还是喜欢苗条的呢？</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”<br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">大灰狼沉默了</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">秒钟，抬手更狠的给了兔兔两个大耳帖子。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/>“</span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">靠，我让你不戴帽子。</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;">”</span></font><font face="Arial"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
</span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="2"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue;"><br/><br/></span></font><font face="SimSun" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun;">仅以此故事送给，今天还奋战在办公室，且一直以来忍辱负重的小白兔们！</span></font><font face="Arial"><span twffan="done" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><p></p></div><br/><br/> <p>无语中</p> <p>面对无理取闹，转身就走</p> <p>当磨练吧！</p> <p>自我保持好良好心情，让烦恼随风而去</p>
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