山野毛虫 发表于 2007-2-23 14:27:15

新版《再别康桥》

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路由器 发表于 2007-2-25 19:02:01

真牛,这样的对联???

山野毛虫 发表于 2007-2-26 23:40:54

<p>不懂川话的人是看不味道的,呵呵...</p>

停泊靠岸 发表于 2007-3-1 13:07:08

完全不知有何味道中。。。。。

juliajulia 发表于 2007-3-14 21:43:49

呵呵,有意思“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;">我把袖子挽得邦紧,不拿跑一丁点儿云坨坨儿。</span>”被它打败了,呵呵,以前总听到好朋友在身边讲四川话,现在想想,很有意思,很怀念啊!

山野毛虫 发表于 2007-3-15 00:26:46

哎, 都没个乡党之人来帮衬下...

扬子 发表于 2007-3-21 10:55:45

<p>嚯哟,好久木有看到这囊子好耍的东西了哦!</p>

菲歌 发表于 2007-3-22 10:03:52

<p>你硬是把人家啭得来稀烂的哦!</p><p>好多年没去成都了,看了你的博客才知道有了天府广场,以前读书的时候在锦江饭店门口那个德克士乡村炸鸡店做过钟点工,还经常去展鉴馆看书呢!年与时驰.意随日去!往事不堪回首啊...</p>

山野毛虫 发表于 2007-3-22 13:03:39

呵呵,平均每年回一次了只,变化太大,很多地方就像刘姥姥进了大观园一样,不过感觉还是依旧.

天涯清风 发表于 2007-3-31 23:07:00

支持支持!!高,确实是高啊!!!
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