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发表于 2008-12-22 09:28:16 | 显示全部楼层

Money is not everything.There's Mastercard and Visa;

One should love animals.They are so tasty.

Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two or more.

Eevery one should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic,it needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk.

God made relatives.Thank god we can choose our friends.

When two's company,three's the result.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know,the more you forget,the more you forget,the less you know.

沙发
发表于 2008-12-22 09:31:22 | 显示全部楼层
perfect sentences,thank you!

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