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作者: Kathy 时间: 2003-7-28 15:26
标题: 环球小姐的最后一题
环球小姐最后一题

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........

美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or

Toro(Bull)

西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like

gossip or rumors.

菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为它日以继夜的工作
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a

male organ in your country?

问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton

car.

马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very

Kiasu(Afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

Question: How can you say so?

问：为什么呢？

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before

the show is over.

新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

作者: 倪人 时间: 2003-12-20 20:35
凸 -_- 凸

作者: HerrRubin 时间: 2003-12-30 15:10
我就不说什么了！
希望继续灌水，
生命不息
灌水不止

作者: 我不风流 时间: 2003-12-31 09:40
世界小姐可以评论男性的性器官，不知是否有世界先生评论女性性器官

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