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Kshatriya

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Ahhh...I see the fuck up fairy has visited us again.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

Are you a fucking ray of sunshine every day?

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.