Jokes only mah..

aura1530

> >>Joke 1
> >>Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but
> >>can't find cotton so she Sucks his Finger!
> >>Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?
> >>
> >>Joke 2
> >>Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between
> >>his legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.
> >>
> >>Joke 3
> >>A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with?
> >>Husband proudly replies only u darling with others I was awake!
> >>
> >>Joke 4
> >>A man ask doc. how to live longer?
> >>Doc ask him :U Smoke?
> >>Ans : No
> >>U drink?
> >>Ans No.
> >>U play mahjong?
> >>Ans No
> >>U like sex
> >>Ans No.
> >>Then U want to live so long 4 what?
> >>
> >>Joke 5
> >>A group of Ah-beng 1 2 go disco.
> >>Outside the disco there is a notice,
> >>only 18 & above is allowed.
> >>Ah-beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.
> >>
> >>Joke 6
> >>Never Argue with a Child! very cute and funny !!
> >>The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
> >>for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
> >>made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
> >>watching."
> >>
> >>Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
> >>large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,"Take all
> >>you want. God is watching the apples."
> >>
> >>Joke 7
> >>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
> >>was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
> >>though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little
> >>girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> >>Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
> >>it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I
> >>will ask Jonah".
> >>The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
> >>"Then you ask him".
> >>
> >>  Joke 8
> >>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> >>persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
> >>nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's
> >>Jennifer;
> >>she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
> >>A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
> >>She's dead."

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