[原创]如此英语翻译直接笑趴那里了

lyzxxz

1.we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁啊？

2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I willgive you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!ifyou have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

6．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！

7．know is knownoknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

8．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

9．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

10．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

11．
阿盖：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
阿盖：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
阿盖：I am sorry five!

12．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条

13. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

14．you have two down son。
你有两下子

15．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！

16．I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

eyeofdream

这也太中国式英语了~~~~~~~~

lenovel

这个内容写原创不太好吧？

蓝色阳光

笑死了，放松一下！