加菲猫语录精选
<div align="center"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px;"><b>加菲猫语录精选--- 经典啊</b></font></div><br/><div id="size" style="PADDING-RIGHT: 10px; DISPLAY: block; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 180%; PADDING-TOP: 0px;">1、Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. <br/> 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 <br/> <br/>2、One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br/> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。<br/><br/>3、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br/> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 <br/> <br/>4、Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. <br/> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 <br/> <br/>5、Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br/> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 <br/> <br/>6、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br/> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 <br/> <br/>7、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <br/> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 <br/> <br/>8、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br/> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 <br/> <br/>9、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br/> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 <br/> <br/>10、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br/> 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 <br/> <br/>11、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br/> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 <br/> <br/>12、“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. <br/> “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 <br/> <br/>13、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br/> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 <br/> <br/>14、“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? <br/> 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 <br/> <br/>15、“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! <br/> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 <br/> <br/>16、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br/> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 <br/> <br/>17、When two’s company, three’s the result! <br/> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! <br/> <br/>18、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br/> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 <br/> <br/>19、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. <br/>你学的越多，就知道的越多；你知道的越多，就忘的越多 <br/></div> <p>赞一个</p><p></p> 顶一个。加菲猫厉害！飞猫向它学习！
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