虚拟怪怪 发表于 2006-6-13 12:10:52

工作小插曲

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">这几天世界杯火爆着,坐在我前面的同事大哥居然因为夜晚看世界杯第二天将近中午才到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">office</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">,以前看足球的均属男性居多,这几年来女性观众群体逐渐增多,很大一部份原因是因为足球队员的包装越来越华丽,女性观众逐势掀起看帅哥热。真是醉翁之意不在酒。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">眼前驶过第四辆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">22</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">路公车后,我决定打的。一肚子的委屈,转念一想厦门公交公司又不是我家开的,没招。不知是心理作用还是怎么招的,总觉得身边这位的士司机浑身上下的不老实,眼睛不老实,动作不老实,说话也不老实,一上车就接收到很没礼貌的眼神,这段时间总是听说最近治安不好这个被打劫那个被怎么怎么的,而且案发率频频发生在大白天,难免不多个心眼。在等红绿灯的时候,司机居然公然的宽衣解带,把扎在裤腰里的衬衫抽了出来,还用一只手抚摩着他翘起的左脚,一边打呵欠一边问我</SPAN><FONT face=""> <SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">去上班吗?八点半吗?那来的及不会迟到。”天哪他要干嘛,好好的干嘛那么大动作怕我看不见呀,真是伤风拜俗有损厦门司机形象,一点素质都没有。吓得我紧紧地抱着手上的行当,一脸严肃。终于到了公司楼下,逃也似得跳出了的士,看着手上给自己准备的早餐面包巳经被拧成一团,天哪这二十分钟好恐怖!</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Mr. Wang </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">你申请请购的扫描仪有什么要求?把参数提供给我,我下午就让人送过来。”</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">”。</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“恩?”(</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">此时我正在关机准备下班。关了机,收拾好办公桌,还不见</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">发话)。</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“什么事?怎么不说?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">” </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">我转过身看着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">问道。</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager: </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">想叫你把整理的客户资料发过来我看看。不过你巳经关机了。”(笑得莫明其妙地说。)</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“服务器上有呀,我一直都是在上面处理,为什么总是让我发呢。”</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager: </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">“那你也经常问我一些很无聊的问题呀。”</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“。。。。。。”(心理默念我是比较笨一点,请教您的问题原来都被您看成是很无聊的问题。。。但是您哪能跟我比呀!)</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">场景</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">C</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">(回忆在港展会期间)</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">在展馆的走拦上有两间临时搭建的房间,一间门上写着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Female, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">另一间写着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">male.</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">,你知道这两间房间是干什么用的?”</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“厕所?更衣室?不知道。”</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“是用来朝拜用的,你知道穆斯林吗?有一些国家像阿拉伯这类的国家他们有朝拜穆斯林的信仰。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face=""> </FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“有意思,我想进去看看。”(说着就进了有人影晃动的写着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">male</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">的那间房间。并和从里面走出来的阿拉伯人打了个招呼,虽然阿拉伯人的眼神有点奇怪。出来以后,看到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">惊讶的表情)</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“天哪,你怎么进了男性的房间?你不会看不懂门上写的字吧?”</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“。。。。。是吗?难怪里面都是男的,但为什么出来的那个阿拉伯人不把我哄出来?我看到只有这间有人所以我就进去了。。。(其实我还真没注意门上写的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">male</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">)</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Manager</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“人家看你傻大姐不和你计较。”</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="">Joy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: '; mso-hansi-font-family: '">:“。。。。。。”</SPAN></P>
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