Marriage Humour
> >> > > 1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man,> >> > > after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
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> >> > > 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
> >> > > that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is
> >> > > going thru hell.
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> >> > > 3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ".
> >> > > Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing
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> >> > > "You can have mine."
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> >> > > 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
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> >> > > one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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> >> > > 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive
> >>a
> >> > > car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the
> >>wheel,
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> >> > > you can be sure he is married.
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> >> > > 6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If
> >> > > you don't
> >> > > promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
> >> > > The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but
> >> > > I hope you will keep yours."
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> >> > > 7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my
> >> > > wife."
> >> > > "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30
> >>days."
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> >> > > "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last
> >>day."
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> >> > > WOMAN
> >> > > When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
> >> > > When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
> >> > > When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
> >> > > When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
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> >> > > MAN
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> >> > > At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
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> >> > > At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
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> >> > > At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
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> >> > > At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
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> >> > > At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
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> >> > > Marriage Humour In the beginning,
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> >> > > God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.
> >> > > Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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> >> > > FORWARD THIS...
> >> > > to 5 people and u'll have gd luck
> >> > > to 10 people or more and u'll have lots of gd luck in ur love life
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> >> > > BUT....do it's within 3hrs after reading or u'll have BAD LUCK
> >>in
> >> > > ur LOVE LIEF for the next few years~!!!~ (=^_^=)
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> >> > > Hi Friend,
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> >> > > When I receiveed this I must forward to you,sorry.
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> >> > > I don't want my LOVE LIFE to be BAD LUCK.
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> >> > > GOOD LUCK to you. Haha, very good! Where did you find it? <P>Thanks for your appreciation!</P><P>One of my client sent to me!</P> it is very good!
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