[原创]公鸡的成功之路
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">公鸡的成功之路</span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">今天给俺家小和尚做饭，翻炒间脑子里闪现了这样一个故事。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">一只公鸡突然开了一个新闻发布会，宣布自己三个月内开始产蛋！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">于是各路有证的、没证的记者纷纷云集公鸡的住所，网站还开通了公鸡下蛋直播节目，一时间鸡窝被天上、地下围了个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">360</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">度水泄不通！乌鸦周刊的一名航拍记者不慎摔死，公鸡很愤怒，还和凤凰报的记者打了起来。于是，公鸡的助理狐狸宣布，为了保护动物们的知情权，维护公鸡的正常生活，决定拍卖公鸡的独家采访权！经过</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">100</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">轮的激烈竞争，刚刚拿到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">VC</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">的麻雀网砸出天价，一举获得公鸡下蛋全过程的独家报道权！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">拿到钱的公鸡有了保镖、出入豪车，为了保证蛋的质量还聘请私人保健，一时间公鸡成了社会名鸡，成功鸡屎，每天收到隔壁养鸡场无数母鸡的问候。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">三个月过去了，公鸡没有下出一只蛋。动物们纷纷抗议，动物生育专家熊猫还发表了百字长文，从科学的角度指出：公鸡本来就不能下蛋！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">愤怒的麻雀网</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">CEO</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">宣布要在十字街头撞树自杀；</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">凤凰报被打的凤凰声言曾在登门道歉时被公鸡非礼，恐将产下凤鸡蛋；</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">乌鸦周刊发表专刊，称赞被摔死的乌鸦是为动物的新闻自由而献身！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">在大家纷纷表现的时候，市场上几乎所有的鸡蛋都突然换了装，蛋壳上被印上公鸡的头像，原来，公鸡已经买下这里唯一的养鸡场，养鸡场的其他公鸡都被奖励给了狐狸，公鸡成了养鸡场的老板和唯一的公鸡。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">《公鸡真的下蛋了》成了畅销书，动物们已经忘了追问公鸡为什么开新闻发布会，他们只注重结果，公鸡成功了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 不久之后，乌鸦记者的墓旁建起一处豪墓，公鸡长眠在了里面，它累死了！</span><p> </p><p>该贴来自群组：<a href="GroupIndex-866-1.html" target="_blank"><font color=red><b>栖息谷公益智库</b></font></a></p> 方丈，最近可好？ 好灵感。其中含意颇深！ <font face="Verdana" color="#61b713"><b>pwzlr兄慧眼</b></font> 还好呀，他山转型的如何了？ NB
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