[转帖]【智慧之言】女人
<div align="center"><span style="FONT-SIZE: medium;"><strong>女人 women <br/></strong></span></div><br/>If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman <br/>如果你亲她, 那你就没有绅士风度 <br/><br/>If you don't, you are not a man <br/>可是如果你不亲她, 那你就不算男子汉! <br/><br/>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying <br/>如果你赞美她, 她会认为你只是在奉承她<br/><br/>If you don't, you are good for nothing <br/>但要是你不赞美她, 那你就一无是处了! <br/><br/>If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp <br/>如果你完全同她的话, 那你真无能。 <br/><br/>If you don't, you are not understanding <br/>要是你不同意, 那就表示你根本不了解。 <br/><br/>If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' <br/>假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫, 你就一定是情场老手。<br/><br/>If you don't you are half a man <br/>如果不是, 那你根本还不够成熟。 <br/><br/>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring <br/>如果你太常去找她, 她会觉得烦腻。 <br/><br/>If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing <br/>但是如果你不去找她, 她会责备你欺骗她的感情。<br/><br/>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy <br/>你要是穿的帅一点, 她会说你是花花公子。<br/><br/>If you don't, you are a dull boy <br/>穿的破烂点, 那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙。<br/><br/>If you are jealous, she says it's bad <br/>如果你吃醋, 她会说这样是不对的。<br/><br/>If you don't , she thinks you do not love her <br/>可是如果你完全不吃醋, 她又会认为你根本不爱她。<br/><br/>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her <br/>你如你试图对她调情, 她会认为你不尊重她。<br/><br/>If you don't, she thinks you do not like her <br/>但要是你一直规规矩矩的, 她又会觉得你不喜欢她。<br/><br/>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait <br/>你若是迟到一分钟, 她会抱怨等的多累多苦。 <br/><br/>If she is late, she says that's a girl's way <br/>要是她自己迟到了, 她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的。<br/><br/>If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" <br/>如果你去找你的朋友, 她说你乱花时间。<br/><br/>If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" <br/>如果是她, 她会说 "喔, 这很自然啊, 女孩子都是这样。<br/><br/>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold <br/>如果你偶而才吻她一下, 她会到处说你这人很冷漠。<br/><br/>If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage <br/>如果你经常吻她, 她会大叫说你吃她豆腐。 <br/><br/>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics <br/>如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她, 那你这人缺乏道德。<br/><br/>If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction <br/>要是你小心照顾她过马路, 她又会说这是男人的花招。 <br/><br/>If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting <br/>你若是凝视某个女人, 她会指责你是到处对女生调情。 <br/><br/>If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring <br/>如果是其他男人瞪着她看, 她会说他们只是欣赏而已。<br/><br/>If you talk, she wants you to listen <br/>如果你跟她说话, 她希望你只要听就好。<br/><br/>If you listen, she wants you to talk <br/>如果你只倾听, 她又要你和她说话。 <br/><br/>Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' <br/>上天啊, 你创照了这些叫做女人的生物。<br/><br/>So simple, yet so complex <br/>既简单又复杂。<br/><br/>So weak, yet so powerful <br/>如此柔弱, 却又如此强悍。<br/><br/>So confusing, yet so desirable <br/>让人又恼又爱。 <br/><br/>So damning, yet so wonderful... <br/>真伤人又奇妙。<br/> <img alt="" src="http://bbs.21manager.com/Skins/default/topicface/face2.gif"/> all the women are double-feeling animal
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