[原创]史上最强的中式英语
<p>1．we two who and who？</p><p>咱俩谁跟谁阿 </p>
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<p>2．how are you ? how old are you?</p>
<p>怎么是你，怎么老是你？ </p>
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<p>3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together<br/> up ！ </p>
<p>你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！</p>
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<p>4．as far as you go to die</p>
<p>有多远，死多远！！！！</p>
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<p>5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing<br/> to say,go home!!</p>
<p>有事起奏，无事退朝</p>
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<p>6．you me you me</p>
<p>彼此彼此 </p>
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<p>7．You Give Me Stop!!</p>
<p>你给我站住！</p>
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<p>8．know is know noknow is noknow</p>
<p>知之为知之，不知为不知…</p>
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<p>9．WATCH SISTER</p>
<p>表妹</p>
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<p>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生<br/>龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！</p>
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<p>11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my fac<br/>e</p>
<p>给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸</p>
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<p>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die</p>
<p>车祸现场描述</p>
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<p>13．heart flower angry open</p>
<p>心花怒放</p>
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<p>14．go past no mistake past</p>
<p>走过路过，不要错过</p>
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<p>15．小明：I am sorry!</p>
<p> 老外：I am sorry too!</p>
<p> 小明：I am sorry three!</p>
<p> 老外：What are you sorry for?</p>
<p> 小明：I am sorry five!</p>
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<p>16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!</p>
<p>要钱没有，要命一条</p>
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<p>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.</p>
<p>我叫李老大，今年25。</p>
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<p>18．you have two down son</p>
<p>你有两下子。</p>
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<p>19.好好学习，天天向上：</p>
<p>good good study,day day up!</p> hey bro' you quote it, not you wrote it <p>America China not enough</p><p>美中不足</p> <p>The really funny Chinglish is easy to hear in daily life instead of those created ones.</p> 呵呵，把老外也难住了！ <strong>我喜欢啊 有空跟老外侃侃</strong>
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