[转帖]成功者不犯的22个错误
<p> <font color="#000066">搞笑但有用, 自我感觉有几条没做好,呵呵,与大家共勉!</font></p><p><font color="#000066"></font></p><p></p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td><img height="1" alt="" src="http://forum.ceconline.com/images/blank.gif" width="10"/></td><td width="100%"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 14px; LINE-HEIGHT: 23px;"><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">1.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你比老板穿得更好。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face=""></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">2.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">试图与老板的女秘书调情。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>3.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">捐钱超过你的上级。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">4.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">跟你的同事谈恋爱。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>5.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说黄色笑话。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">6.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">跟你的同事交朋友。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>7.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">露骨地拍老板的马屁。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">8.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在背后议论老板的是非。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>9.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在穿着上让别人觉得你太有诱惑。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">10.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在办公室的电脑里登录色情网站。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>11.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">忘记在办公室里关掉手机和呼机。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">12.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">你的办公桌弄得比垃圾篓还要脏乱。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>13.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">送价值昂贵的礼物给你的老板或者同事。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">14.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">让自己陷入大公司里的人事斗争。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>15.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在办公室里接打超过十分钟以上的电话。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">16.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">娶你老板的女儿做太太。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>17.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">娶你的老板当太太，如果你老板是个女人的话。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/><font face="">18.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">每天都准时上班，偶尔有意地迟到一次。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>19.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">轻信老板的许诺。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>20.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在办公室里脱鞋。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>21.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在财物上不拘小节。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="">
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<br/>22.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">在办公室到处施展你的超人口才。</span></p></font></td></tr></tbody></table> 有点牵强
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