zhouchun 发表于 2008-2-23 23:14:54

男人和未来老婆相处的行为规则说明书之50条

<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">看了家园朋友<SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">阿霄的老公责任说明书，心中感动又羡慕。</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">有这样的老婆，真的是人生中最幸福的事情。</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">我暂时还没有能够走进幸福的围墙。</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">但是，我感觉从这个里面也可以提炼出来对待</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">女朋友的多少条要求呢，我就做一下这个事情吧，</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">希望给家园里和我一样希望有个幸福家庭和正在</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">为有幸福家庭而努力的朋友们一个借鉴的方法。</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">对未来老婆的多少条说明书</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><SPAN class=style3 style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN>1、戒情人，最好对老婆专一，脚踏2条船很容易沉没。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">2、不玩游戏的朋友，喜欢看足球的朋友等，在做自己沉迷的事情</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">之前，或者做时间教长的单独做的事情之前，先征得未来老婆的同意。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">3、如果还没有同居的，尽量多帮女朋友一些力所能及的事情，已经</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">同居的，空闲的时间帮老婆洗衣服，做饭，做家务。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">4、 有牵扯到2个人未来的事情先和未来老婆商量，自己也要有主见。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">5、 逛街购物帮未来老婆拎东西。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">6、见面首先要找到老婆，给老婆一个拥抱，分开时给老婆打声招呼来个拥抱。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">7、 每天对未来老婆说“我爱你”三个字。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">8、 及未来老婆之所及，想未来老婆之所想。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">9、尽量不要做错事情，万做错了事情、伤害了未来老婆要勇于承认错误，及时向未来老婆道歉。对于</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">自己应该做的事情，要坚决做好，对于不应该做的事情，也要学会拒绝。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">10、不许惹未来老婆生气。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">11、未来老婆生气、受委屈要安慰老婆，并帮她消除怨气，逗她开心。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">12、每天来点幽默逗未来老婆笑一笑。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">13、不许讲脏话、说大话。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">14、与未来老婆一起分担痛苦、享受快乐。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">15、遇见未来老婆不认识的朋友，要先作介绍</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">16、特殊的节日陪未来老婆度过，并要求在此节日给老婆意外的惊喜。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">17、在未来老婆允许的情况下，每天花<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>分钟的时间给老婆揉揉肩、捶捶背，以示对她辛劳的慰藉</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">18、未来老婆和你讲话时，不能分心看电视或看书、报等。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">19、讲究卫生，勤洗手、勤剪指甲、勤洗澡、勤换衣……</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">20、用一个特殊的称呼来称谓未来老婆，以示对她的爱及她在你心目中地位</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">21、每月最少陪未来老婆逛街购物<SPAN lang=EN-US>2</SPAN>次。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">22、新影片要和未来老婆一起观看。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">23、尽量不要对未来老婆撒谎，除非动机是为了老婆好。</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">24、对于自己的不良习惯要及时改掉，尤其是未来老婆提出的。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>一定要及时，越快越好。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>25、女为悦己者颜，在未来老婆购衣时要提出看法帮老婆选购</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>26、保持一颗上进心，一种积极的心态，勤学习。</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>27、不定期给未来老婆手机缴话费。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>28、对未来老婆新买的衣服要给予赏析，且要直言表看法。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>29、细心观察未来老婆的变化，哪怕是一点小变化也要提出。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>30、不得冲未来老婆发火、耍脾气。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>31、偶尔放下男人的面子去讨未来老婆开心。</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>32、不许当未来老婆的面盯着别的女孩子看，不许当未来老婆的面赞叹别的女孩子漂亮</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>33、不许冷落未来老婆，不许对未来老婆默不关心。</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>34、不许和未来老婆抢东西吃、用、玩。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>35、对别的女人的关心不能超过未来老婆，除了母亲。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>36、不许背叛未来老婆。</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>37、答应未来老婆的事情哪怕再小也要办到。这点太重要了，</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>如果别的做不到的话，那么这一点无论如何也要做到。</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>38、包容未来老婆的缺点，并帮她改正缺点。</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>39、在未来老婆心情不好时呵护她，无助时支持帮助她。</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>40、不得参与赌博行为</DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>41、对未来老婆的承诺一定要实现</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>42、定期为未来老婆购买她爱吃的零食</DIV>
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<DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>43、</DIV></SPAN>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">偶尔来点浪漫情调</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">对未来老婆好的表现要给予赞许</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">44、未来老婆的照片要夹在钱包里随身携带</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">45、注意形象，常审视自己</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">46、锻练自己的交际能力</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">47、趋于成熟、稳重</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">48、认识自我价值，并去体现自我价值</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">49、保持良好的心态。（首先要自信）</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">50、视未来老婆为生命中最重要的人、今生的信仰。</SPAN></DIV>

fudushao 发表于 2008-2-26 18:42:58

分享了，o(∩_∩)o...

daiguoguan 发表于 2008-3-1 22:33:27

<p>结了婚的也可以借鉴</p>

ZYG 发表于 2010-6-17 11:00:22

<p>有病!</p>

lhx5388 发表于 2011-3-27 08:47:36

费心了
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