jekkychi 发表于 2007-11-26 20:20:03

[分享]钞票不是万能--经典美文

<div class="t_msgfont" id="message344611">Money is not everything. There's Mastercard &amp; Visa. <br/>   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. <br/>   <br/>   One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br/> &nbsp; &nbsp;每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. <br/>   <br/>   Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <br/>   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. <br/>   <br/>   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br/>   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。<br/>   <br/>   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br/>   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. <br/>   <br/>   The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. <br/>   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. <br/>   <br/>   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br/>   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). <br/>   <br/>   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br/>   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. <br/>   <br/>   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br/>   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. <br/>   <br/>   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br/>   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. <br/>   <br/>   "Your future depends on your dreams."&nbsp;&nbsp;So go to sleep. <br/>   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. <br/>   <br/>   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br/>   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. <br/>   <br/>   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " <br/>   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. <br/>   <br/>   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " <br/>   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. <br/>   <br/>   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br/>   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。<br/>   <br/>   When two‘s company, three's the result! <br/>   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! <br/>   <br/>   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br/>   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. <br/>   <br/>   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <br/>   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!</div>
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